Me and a friend of mine, Samantha, have two nags to test, we take our whips and immediately climb on their backs. They begin to circle in opposite directions under the weight of two dominant Amazons kicking and whipping. My pony starts to sweat and I immediately take a saddle so as not to dirty my jeans. We hit them with our boots as soon as we notice signs of tiredness and, in order not to let them rest even for a moment, we start a speed race! Who do you think is gonna win?